Go on, click on the link, you know you want to. Come on, do it. You're going to love reading this. Seeing as you're here already, you may as well click on the link. Come on, hurry up. I haven't got all day. Just bloody do it. You haven't exactly got anything to lose.
(I'm just going to put a bunch of random text here so you have to click on the link to see what I've actually written)
So... hey. Now I know you've been stalking me :)